One day at school, the children in class began to identify the flavors of Life Savers by each of their colors:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled out, "Get rid of 'em! Get rid of 'em! They're ass-holes!"

BTW, it's Super Bowl weekend. How can ya not pull for the Saints?

Views: 0

Comment

You need to be a member of Discover Writing to add comments!

Join Discover Writing

Comment by Manuel Garces Jr. on February 5, 2010 at 5:13pm
Loving it!
Comment by Jamie Schwantes on February 5, 2010 at 8:07am
Thanks for the laugh and on Sunday I will be a Saints fan!

Members

The Proof Sandwich

Latest Activity

Anne-Marie Wilcox joined Caitlin Rocco's group
22 hours ago
Anne-Marie Wilcox joined Barry Lane's group
Thumbnail

Wacky We-Search

Here is a place to post your Wacky We-search Reports. Post each report as a new discussion, or if you are a teacher you can post similar reports in the same blog ie: Drug Ads etc.. Can't wait to see all the examples.See More
22 hours ago
Profile IconAmy Bohensky and Teresa Rothlin joined Discover Writing
yesterday
Profile IconJody Billiard, Lori Garcia and Bob McMichael joined Discover Writing
Thursday
Profile IconMargaret Edmonson, Roy F. smith, Deborah Henry and 1 more joined Discover Writing
Wednesday
Bonnie Warne is now a member of Discover Writing
Jun 9
Laurie Block Spigel replied to Barry Lane's discussion Poetry Ideas for April
"I have lots of poetry and bookmaking ideas on my website, and also some poems written by me and my students.  In April 2013 I published an article title Seven Poetry Games.  You will find something for all ages there. …"
Jun 5
Profile IconKathy Foster, Suzanne Campbell, Marsha Hutson and 6 more joined Discover Writing
Jun 5

© 2013   Created by Barry Lane.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service